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On the way, he got a text and suddenly swerved the car in the opposite direction. When we finally got to his place, he happily showed me the Christmas gifts he'd bought for his kids who were luckily living with their mother, his ex-wife. He was proud of himself because he'd dug them out of the neighbor's trash.